The Spoonbill Generator

Amanda and Her Moose Therapy

I traced the lineage of the Spoon [quasi]

To three small hummocks on the moon [Roland]

To three small hummocks and a rock [F]

I traced the lineage of Herr Spock [Kansas Sam]

I traced his lineage and his ears [F]

To a night Amanda drank too many beers [Karin]

To a night Amanda hung one on [Kansas Sam]

And tried to make it with a faun [F]

And tried to make it home in time [Baoloa]

But all she had was one thin dime [F]

But all she had was quite enough [Ethetran]

She just had to strut her stuff [Dassn't Say]

She just had to stuff her face [Ethetran]

And start a half-breed Vulcan race [Irene Adler]

And start a half-breed race that soon [Ethetran]

Regaled the dark side of the moon [Grayman]

With "fascinating" poems like these [Irene Adler]

Hairy poems we ought to tweeze [Dassn't Say]

Hairy poems let us tweeze [F]

Live long and prosper, if you please [Karin]


Contributors: quasi, Roland, F, Kansas Sam, Karin, Baoloa, Ethetran, Dassn't Say, Irene Adler, Grayman.
Poem finished: 31st October 2003 by Anon..