Exchange: Offer Me Something
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse
Three shillings for that pie
As long as you throw in some rotgut booze
Singing this'll be the day that I die
I'd also like to offer you
A turnip for your boots
Perhaps I'll add some parsnips too
Between your toes they'll put down roots
Another proposition, sir
If you can spare your jacket
I'll trade it for this cockleburr
And a loose-stringed tennis racket
One final proposal will I submit
On this eve of All Hallow's Day
For you a muffler will I knit
To muffle your screams as I slay....
| Contributors: | F, Padfoot, Dassn't Say, (J. Browne), Irene Adler, Grayman, Karin, smrtypnts, Kevin Andrew Murphy. |
| Poem finished: | 31st October 2003 by Karin. |