The Spoonbill Generator

My Love was born on Halloween [Kansas Sam's Corporeal]

With all the werewolves howling [Irene Adler]

As a result she's always been [fester]

Quite restless with lots of scowling [smrtypnts]

I married her on Halloween [F]

With all the witches flying [Irene Adler]

No wonder she's so often mean [F]

Our undead love is dying [Kansas Sam]

On Halloween we got divorced [F]

With all the lawyers billing [Kansas Sam]

Sad to say, we both were forced [F]

To find a mate less thrilling [Kansas Sam]