The Spoonbill Generator

A pattern is emerging [Ethetran]

I always fall in love with cruel guys! [Dassn't Say]

The nice ones I should keep, I end up purging, [Irene Adler]

My mother told me this is most unwise [F]

It's not that I'm naive [Grayman]

I've surely been around the block, [Irene Adler]

A couple of hundred times I do believe [smrtypnts]

Yet still I greet the sailors at the dock [F]

A Bligh or Hook I seek [Kansas Sam]

Though a Blackbeard would be thrilling [F]

And Queequeg might be fun to have around [Dassn't Say]

To help me with the finer arts of drilling [Apsley]

I know I should desire [Irene Adler]

The kind of man who would respect me [Apsley]

Not set my lingerie on fire [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

Or. with pick-axes, seek to prospect inly [Apsley]