Weird Garden
Misanthropic canteloupes are plotting in the dark
To drop the bomb on Ottawa purely for a lark
(Won't you take a ride on my blue raccoon?)
(He has it in his power to fly half-way to the moon.)
Jingoistic artichokes are sharpening their leaves
To stab the hearts of gardeners (darn vegetable thieves...)
(Won't you take a sip of my sour chablis?)
(It goes quite well with sour brie)
| Contributors: | Ventnor, fester, willh, Francine, Dassn't Say, Beefless. |
| Poem finished: | 7th November 2003 by Anon.. |