The Spoonbill Generator

When pigs grow wings and cows speak French [Francine]

I'll don a wig and mount the bench [Nym]

I'll be the judge--and jury, too [Francine]

And bid my former life adieu [N]

I'll sing on every mountain top [Francine]

And laugh at those who tell me "Stop!" [N]

When dogs grow horns and cats do Math [Francine]

The cows will ask the French to bath [Kansas Sam]