Bird Authors' Noble Claims
This poem was written by Walter Raleigh
Captain Scott and my Aunt Sally
Major Burns and Tweety Bird
And (saints preserve us) Douglas Hurd
O' they'll squeeze the knees of Pericles
And spike the bug juice of sage Socrates
Just to touch my Heraclitus
Such manoeuvres don't delight us
So I beat the drum that came from Rhum
And gaze athwart the Skye
And shake my booty and my bum
Into your great and shiny eye
Contributors: | Apsley, loaf, Dassn't Say, Roland, Ventnor, Dassns't Say. |
Poem finished: | 9th November 2003 by Anon.. |