The Spoonbill Generator

If I understand you right, [Apsley]

The Spaniards have invaded? [Ventnor]

Nope: the brainiacs storm our beach. [Dassn't Say]

Hurling plums (and an occasional peach) [Ventnor]

From groceries they've raided [loaf]

If I just keep out of sight [Apsley]

The Portuguese sha'n't find me [loaf]

And the Brains will scratch their eggheads in dismay [Dassn't Say]

Idly spearing their occasional prey [loaf]

This poem is so frigging lame [Anon.]