My Painful Bass
Come an' listen to a story 'bout a man named Jake
Who once swallowed a whole trout down
He was far too shattered to swim the lake
So he waterskied his butt to town
He went to see old Doctor Gump
An angler who'd won a few prizes
A barbed hook he sewed onto Jake's right arm stump
"To prevent self-abuse", he advises
But self abuse was ever the way
And good Jake still had one good left hand
So, no matter what old Doctor Gump had to say,
Jake continues with his one night stand
Contributors: | Beefless, Apsley, loaf, Dassn't Say, Ventnor, keith c, Ethetran, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 10th November 2003 by Anon.. |