The Spoonbill Generator

When you met me in the restaurant [Blondie]

You asked me, just what did I want [N]

So I ordered forty bagels, [Apsley]

And an essay, one of Hegel's [N]

With a steaming cup of java [asdf]

That resembled molten lava [F]

I downed it with alacrity [N]

(I have such great capacity) [F]

"Dessert with that?" I think you asked [N]

(I knew you once had multi-tasked) [F]

So you served me cake while sneezing [N]

While your eyebrows you were tweezing [F]

With a pair of cast-iron pliers [N]

(In the meantime, bonking friars) [F]

I dreamed instead of more to drink [Apsley]

(And that's enough of that, I think) [Beefy ]