The Spoonbill Generator

So many little fluffy things [F]

Explode when in the wash [Apsley]

My laundress is imploring me [F]

Beseeching and imploring me [Beefy ]

"Be sparing with that cosh!" [Roland]

She's pleading, still imploring me [fester]

(While secretly adoring me) [Beefy ]

She runs some risk of boring me [Roland]

(She even tried ignoring me) [Padfoot]

(And scoring me and goring me) [Dassn't Say]

I'd rather she was pouring me [Padfoot]

A gallon of gin slings [Beefy ]