Pickpockets, Rejoice!
Shall I invite you to a game of darts?
You shall - indeed you shall!
In italics? With a note of urging?
Yes indeed,oh bearded pal!
Strip poker, then. Interested, O swain?
Oh, yes, indeed! Such fun!
I'll mark the cards, you stack the deck
Do you think I'll need my gun?
At one-on-one shall each to each engage?
Please, let's do - oh, please!
If you can choose a ball, I'll pick the court
My lawyer disagrees...
Shall we then at Twister play?
Yes, let's entwine our limbs!
But who will spin the spinner, then?
Whoever spilt the Pimm's
Contributors: | Apsley, Kansas Sam, loaf, Dassn't Say, F, Beefy, smrtypnts, Big Andy, Irene. |
Poem finished: | 15th November 2003 by Kansas Sam. |