The Spoonbill Generator

If it seems too difficult [Roland]

to find your inner strength [Big Andy]

If your breath comes much too short [Roland]

and sleep extends it's length [Big Andy]

If a rogue apostrophe [loaf]

slips in through tired mind [Big Andy]

Re-accent your black-coffee [Anon.]

and cast away the ties that bind [daelm]

If it seems too dangerous [Roland]

to cast your line too deep [daelm]

If you spend too long awake [Roland]

And not enough in sleep [Simon Sly]

And if a lost parenthesis [Roland]

Has made your umlaut weep [Dassn't Say]

Your Träne) lacking synthesis [Roland]

will find its track hard to keep. [Big Andy]