The Spoonbill Generator

The next time you think that your kids turned out bad [Kansas Sam]

Remember the bastards of Zeus [F]

And think of the following headaches he had [Irene Adler]

(and maybe refrain from the juice): [Kansas Sam]

Remember the hours you spent on your knees [Roland]

well Zeus spent eternity cleaning, [Big Andy]

And if you're afraid that you've caught his disease [loaf]

then at least you have given life meaning. [Big Andy]

In seasons to come, when on Juno you dream [Roland]

Recall what a mother goes through [Irene Adler]

With all of that milk in a heavenly stream [Roland]

Soaking your garment in goo [Dassn't Say]

Recall how the menopause rotted your wit [Roland]

and the time ravaged sagging it caused [Big Andy]

And know, if we humour you just for a bit, [loaf]

Your worst memories will always be gauzed [TG]