The Spoonbill Generator

Put it off until tomorrow [N]

Procrastinate all day [F]

It will only bring you sorrow [N]

Alas and lackaday! [F]

If you try to do it sooner [N]

The stress will lay you low [F]

So stay under your doona [N]

And neither reap nor sow [F]

There's no time like the future [N]

To work your heinie off [F]

For now, remain a moocher [N]

And lie around and boff [F]