The Spoonbill Generator

Titrate this acid, if you please, against this salt, [Apsley]

Add a little pepper if you need [Nym]

To liven up the chemicals I used to make your malt [Kansas Sam]

I even added coriander seed [F]

Add carbon flakes to H2O, and bring to boil [N]

Then pencil shavings in minute amounts [F]

Once fully cooked, then wrap it up in aluminium foil [N]

Then drop it twice to see if it will bounce [F]

You like instructions - I can tell! - to be precise, [Apsley]

Recalibrate your stove in Fahrenheit [N]

And then upon the burners place a moldy slice [F]

Be careful not to let it catch alight [N]