The Spoonbill Generator

Your ears are rather droopy [F]

Your friends all call you Snoopy [N]

We hope you aren't rabid [F]

Are there fleas around your day-bed? [N]

Your eyes are rather buggy [F]

Why must you try to hug me? [N]

You really are revolting [F]

And hardly worth insulting [N]

Your hair is rather shaggy [F]

And all your clothes are baggy [Grayman]

So please don't try to kiss me [Beefy ]

or I shall have to diss thee. [Big Andy]

Your nose is rather prongy [smrtypnts]

Your attitude King Kongy [Beefy ]

But please do not Fay Wray me [asdf]

I'll join the English Navy [F]

Your neck is rather turkey [asdf]

Your movements somewhat jerky [F]

I'm certain you're a mutant [N]

Your genitals are lucent [F]