Jerry-built Riffs
There once was lady from Knox
Who gave all the clergy "the pox"
But none would admit
Carnal knowledge one whit
And would only fondle their lox
There was a young lad from Hong Kong
Who had an extremely long schlong
While sailing his junk
He lived like a monk
And sucked on his Taiwanese bong
There was a young lady from Perth
With the biggest bazoongas on earth
She wouldn't wear bras
But utilised Mars
To align her voluptuous girth
An incapable chap from Bombay
Declared, "I'll show you how to lay--"
Just then, the poor chap
stepped on a bear trap
And remains there, ensnared, to this day
There once was an old whore from Bonn
Who remarked to her regular john
I'm afraid I've got
Not a tittle or jot
So feel free to poke hither and yon
A bimbo who hailed from New York
Ate her soup with a knife and a fork
She knew it was rude
to gobble her food
But she couldn't say no to salt pork
Contributors: | N, F, Ventnor, Grayman, Lobster, Beefy, Big Andy, Ethetran, smrtypnts, Kansas Sam. |
Poem finished: | 19th November 2003 by Anon.. |