The Spoonbill Generator

I came upon a startling sight [F]

This morning, in the shower [N]

My thingy had re-shaped itself [F]

And stood up like a tower [N]

I gazed in awe upon the thing [F]

That yesterday was tiny [N]

And felt a sudden urge to sing [F]

My life was bright and shiny [N]

Determined that the world should see [Beefy ]

my newly re-formed phallus [Big Andy]

I hurried out into the street [Beefy ]

And ran from here to Dallas [smrtypnts]

The natives were all much impressed [Beefy ]

In fact, they threw me fruit [Kansas Sam]

One woman even bared her breast [F]

And shot back my salute [Kansas Sam]

[Anon.]

So now each day is filled with joy [Big Andy]

As word spreads of my fortune [Beefy ]

and people come from far and near [Big Andy]

To pester and importune [Beefy ]

In fact, the droves that ring my bell [Kansas Sam]

Are driving me quite mad [N]

I'd bid my thing a fond farewell [Kansas Sam]

So never would I be Dad. [N]

unless you count the sperm bank, HO! [Yogi]

But that's another story [F]