The Spoonbill Generator

Yup, they cleared the decks again [Kansas Sam]

And now they'll swab them down [F]

to ready us for sea again [Big Andy]

But first, let's go downtown [F]

Oh no! They've shut the pubs again [Big Andy]

And rounded up the whores [F]

We'll have to please ourselves again [Big Andy]

Do mine, and I'll do yours! [N]

Then gaily we will prance about [F]

As we pull together [Big Andy]

And our libido we will tout [F]

With our favourite peacock feather [N]