The Spoonbill Generator

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead [Padfoot]

Hal's huge hammer hit his hairy head [F]

Fido fell forwards, four legs flailing [Padfoot]

As ragged rascals ran round the rugged railing [Beefy ]

Robin ripped up Ron's red rag [Big Andy]

Gobbling baguettes from his bigger ghastly bag [Grayman]

After red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry reappears [Beefy ]

Little Lily Lasko's leering at the Lears [Irene Adler]

Shiny silvers sand dollars shat upon my face [Yogi]

Every edgy euphemism must we erase? [F]

Lively Linda's laundry living languidly in lumps [Big Andy]

Pretty Penny Pantywaist preens in her pumps [F]

Dreary Doug dives deeply down [Big Andy]

Crestfallen, Chris cadged Christ's thorny crown [F]

Really ramming hard red horns in his head [Grayman]

Brazenly bringing bobolinks to bed [F]