The Spoonbill Generator

Comparisons are odious, it has been said, [Apsley]

Companions can be tedious, if out of their head [Big Andy]

Or if they are so juvenile that all they ever write [Roland]

Can justly and fitly best be termed as shite [Apsley]

Repetitive and maladroit, presumptuous and bland [loaf]

Is just the kind of rave review to perk up any band [Apsley]

Of wannabees, who fondly hope the public gives a toss [loaf]

And if they do, then shall we say it finally is their loss? [F]