The Food Of Minotaurs
I hear that you like pepperoni
But I reckon ham should be boney
But not if it's sliced
Or expertly diced
Anything else would be phony
I know that you're partial to cheese
I've seen you so avidly seize
A slab of red cheddar
Brie is much better
Pass me the parmesan, please
Your favourite fruit is tomato
Favorite tuber--potato
Your favourite meat
Is pickled pig's feet
And after, a scoop of gelato
Er, NATO rhymes, not gelato
But tomato UK rhymes with 'car toe'
Potato does not
So I don't know what
To store inside my silo
"This rhyming is hard", said Lord Beauchamp
These blackguards! I reckon I'll teach 'em
With a smile, risque
Rhymes not bisque but Biscay
But such subtleties never will reach 'em
Contributors: | F, N, quasi, Nym, Grayman, Ethetran, Big Andy, Beefy, Roland. |
Poem finished: | 24th November 2003 by Anon.. |