Classes Unusual In School Environs
'Mediæval frolics in the gym?', the porter queried,
'We'll let you rip the wenches' bodices, you know'
'But the rack and iron maiden will really have to go'
"Romanesque debauchery in prep?" the matron countered
'Those kids are libens, volens, potens, I'm afraid'
'But the damsels from the sixth form don't seem to be dismayed'
"Byzantine revelry in math?" the head coach wondered
'I'd often puzzled just how vulgar fractions got their name'
'But they seem to like the partial integration, all the same'
"Renaissance-style orgies in the lab?" the Prof. suggested
'If you'll be Michaelangelo and I can pose like David'
'But Galileo's leaning tower has always been my fav'rite'
"Trojan horseplay in the assembly hall?" the school nurse quipped
I've never before seen Time and Tune this hearty
'There's only one thing left to say--and that's: let's party!'
| Contributors: | Apsley, F, Ethetran, Beefy, N, Grayman. |
| Poem finished: | 25th November 2003 by Beefy. |