The Spoonbill Generator

Tell me the secret [Padfoot]

Show me the way [Big Andy]

Keep nothing from me [Beefy ]

Or I'll make you pay [Padfoot]

Tell me the secret [Beefy ]

I so want to know [Ethetran]

I feel like exploding [Grayman]

Your mildewed trousseau [Roland]

Oh, tell me the secret! [Ethetran]

I'm dying to hear! [Grayman]

I swear I'll tell no-one [Beefy ]

Except in Kashmir [loaf]

Please tell me the secret [Beefy ]

My brain is else-wise void [Roland]

Let me in the loop [N]

Or I may get annoyed [loaf]

[Anon.]