The Spoonbill Generator

Breaking The Law Of Thermodynamics

I know the Spoonbill secret [F]

But no-one will I tell! [N]

I think I will just leave it [F]

Like an enigmatic spell [Grayman]

I know how to make money [F]

A secret I'll take to my grave [Big Andy]

I think it's rather funny [Beefy ]

How I love to misbehave [Grayman]

I know the Prince's cousin [Beefy ]

I keep him in a drawer [F]

With my socks - several dozen [N]

And one tiny blueblood whore [F]

I know you're getting sleepy [N]

You're crawling into bed [F]

But I find it rather creepy [Ethetran]

To leave "Goodnight" unsaid [Beefy ]


Contributors: F, N, Grayman, Big Andy, Beefy, Ethetran.
Poem finished: 26th November 2003 by Ethetran.