The Spoonbill Generator

Have you ever thought of peppering your toes? [N]

Or salting away the soles of your shoes? [Apsley]

Or, God help us, flambeing your nose? [F]

(That sort of thing can often amuse) [N]

Have you ever thought of larding your shins? [F]

Or buttering up your shoulder blades? [N]

Or braising your vestigial fins? [F]

Or underarm, your hair in braids? [N]

Have you ever thought of basting your knees? [Beefy ]

Or sprinkling parsley on your heels? [Karin]

Or seasoning your numerous fleas? [F]

(This sort of talk puts me off meals) [Karin]