Phew! Poodles!
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
They're guaranteed to cause a hoot
But sucking on a ginger root
Will add some spice to your next toot
You'll play your sphincter like a flute
Until your spouse gives you the boot
| Contributors: | quasi, N, F, Karin. |
| Poem finished: | 28th November 2003 by Anon.. |