The Spoonbill Generator

Furtively, a polar bear [Ethetran]

Entered Amy's bedroom, where [fester]

A fluffy penguin on a chair [Ethetran]

Began his exposition [Grayman]

A fearful double-headed beast [Ethetran]

(One face looked West, the other, East) [Beefy ]

Was only recently deceased [Roland]

Through fatal indecision [Beefy ]

A most arthritic kittycat [F]

Who lived in Amy's comfy flat [fester]

Eyed up the penguin, thinking "That [N]

Waiter's very short." [Big Andy]

Dotingly, did Amy watch [N]

As New York's former mayor, Ed Koch [F]

Swung his hips and grabbed his crotch [N]

And showed her his incision [F]

Dispirited, the polar bear [N]

Shaved off al of his fine white hair [Big Andy]

Now he is bipolar, bare [F]

And a bare bear is a vision [Big Andy]