The Spoonbill Generator: Often During Christmas

'Twas Christmas in the workhouse [Big Andy]

The camels were gathered round [(trad)]

And the Wildebeest huddled together to keep out the cold [Big Andy]

Smothering our favorite hound [F]

So that we could cook it [Big Andy]

And watch its burnt flesh unfold [Apsley]

[Anon.]