The Spoonbill Generator

Listen, my children, and you shall hear [F]

Of steroids anabolic [loaf]

Of how some wolves can oft be were [F]

Of when I was an alcoholic [N]

And suffered terribly from colic [F]

And lived a life austere [Roland]

Harken, my friends, and you shall know [N]

Of pressures atmospheric [loaf]

Of why the world is full of woe [F]

Of when I met the half-bee Eric [N]

And then became quite hysteric [F]

When he said he had to go [Grayman]