The Spoonbill Generator

Rowan is a wood that I can't eat [Anon.]

Marble, too, upsets my gut [N]

But styrofoam's a tasty treat [F]

Try it with a bolt and nut [N]

Beowulf is an epic I can't read [F]

It leaves me constipated [Ventnor]

But Playboy's all the lit. I need [N]

Nudity is so under-rated [Big Andy]

Sabbath is a day I cannot bear [F]

The rest of the week I'm naked [Big Andy]

A-sitting in my captain's chair [F]

And trying not to break it [N]

Gibraltar is a stone that I can't pass [Ventnor]

Not that I have ever tried [F]

To force an island out my arse [Big Andy]

It's better off inside [Beefy ]