The Spoonbill Generator

"It's coming...like Christmas" they said [N]

"It's coming....soon. How exciting!" [F]

But Christmas is here, and what's there to show? [N]

Some lumps of unbaked cookie dough [F]

With which the chef was fighting [N]

While we gnawed moldy bread [F]

"It's selling...like hot-cakes" they cried [Big Andy]

"It's selling .... out. How depressing!" [Beefy ]

And Easter is here, now what shall we do? [F]

Our eggs are filled with flavoured-goo [N]

The Paschal lamb is roasting [F]

And the simnel cake's inside [Beefy ]