Extraterrestial Wingnuts
Hooper wouldn't say his name
But quick he was to tell
Tales of wives and wealth and fame
And it was just as well
Since, had his name been heard aloud
His homies all would laugh
At just whatever makes a crowd
Cheer louder in the second half
Cooper wouldn't give his age
That bugger straight from Hell
That pederast, that coprophage
That slimy, un-set gel
Since, had age been once declared
His girlfriends all would sneer
But he was far too scared
To state his month or year
Looper wouldn't name his dad
And why, he would not say
There was a theory that we had
Yelled 'bastard' everyday
Since, had his pedigree been known
His colleagues all would frown
Divert his mail, or tap his 'phone
Or dress him like a clown
| Contributors: | Roland, Kansas Sam, Olson Blip, Beefy, Apsley, N, F, Gussie. |
| Poem finished: | 8th December 2003 by Anon.. |