The Spoonbill Generator

When all the world is still and quiet [Big Andy]

It;'s good to start a minor riot [Roland]

When all the poems scan and rhyme [N]

It's time to perpetrate a crime [F]

Such as theft [Apsley]

We'll make sure that nothing's left [N]

We'll warp against the weft [Roland]

When all the children go to sleep [N]

It;'s good to plunge them in the deep [loaf]

When all the semi-colons go [N]

We'll channel Edgar Allan Poe [F]

Nevermore [N]

Will we pen verses meant to bore [F]

Or leave you snoring on the floor [N]