From Here, Hence And Further
Is there anything I can say
(or, putting it another way)
Will anything I say suffice
To make the pimp reduce the price
I's not that I'm unduly mean
(nor is the going rate obscene)
But isn't it a bit unfair
To charge me double for a pair?
Is there anything you can do
(or, let's be blunt, I might well sue)
Will anything you do assist
To oust this handcuff from my wrist
It's not that I'm averse to pain
(indeed, I plan to come again)
But isn't it a trifle rude
To advertise my turpitude?
| Contributors: | TG, Roland. |
| Poem finished: | 8th December 2003 by TG. |