Rude Feminism
Carol took my G.I. Joe and hitted him with a stick
Then she took my Lego set and chewded every brick
I never even sitted on her stupid talking dolly
I's gonna teach that stupid-head, I's widdled on her lolly
Here she comes! Now watch her, Joe - watch her take a lick!
She's a liddle poopie-pants. She weally makes me sick!
She thinks she's so gweat cuz she got a Barbie brolly
I t'ink I'll towment her with a BB gun volley
We betta put ower hehwmits on, Joe. You can take firs' pick.
I think she's gotted plenty mad, we better do it quick
She got dat mean look in her eye, jus' like a mean ol' snake
So you begin tha countdown, Joe; I'll lawnch tha Spit Milkshake!
Contributors: | Kansas Sam, Padfoot, Grayman, Beefy, F, Karin, K8. |
Poem finished: | 8th December 2003 by Anon.. |