If Wishes Were Geese, Nobody Would Honk
I knew a sinister minister
He was a yellow fellow
And yet his inner sinner
Would roister like a biker
This most choleric cleric
Tried to please a geezer
Whose name was Eric Garrick
(Who is a gourmet deaf chef)
So if you'd try a friar
Or like to kick a vicar
Or put a fish up a bishop
You can do what you want if Pontiff
Contributors: | Padfoot, Beefy, Ethetran, Grayman, N, F, Beefy(after Lehrer). |
Poem finished: | 10th December 2003 by Anon.. |