The Spoonbill Generator

Céline, we'll make a fortune if you'll sweat into this vat [Kansas Sam]

And then we'll stir in urine from a Himalayan cat [F]

Add a jug of 'pre-owned' Prestone - gorgonzola, too [Kansas Sam]

And then we'll throw in scrapings from the bottom of your shoe [F]

While the parfum ... well, ages ... we'll run ads to sell your scent [Kansas Sam]

Then spring it on the public a fortnight before Lent [F]

The crowds will have paroxysms when at last it hits their nose [ambyr]

And then we'll just sit back and watch while our investment grows [F]

But I fear you'll overestimate the percent you're due [ambyr]

Who wants to buy a scent that smells a bit like poo [Olson Blip]

So to save you any problems with any money we might make [Big Andy]

All commissions and expenses will come straight out of your take [Beefy ]