Pies And Astrolabes
Body-rot, on crocodiles
Serves the beastly cause
As do alligators sporting see-through bras
Athletes foot on marmosets
Causes them to itch
Not unlike your replicas of long-dead stars
Broken legs on three-toed sloths
Crippled on all fours
By those drunken and marauding Visigoths
In-grown nails on gastropods
Such a lovely sight
If you're into that sort of thing
| Contributors: | loaf, Kansas Sam, F, Padfoot, Beefy, Roland, N. |
| Poem finished: | 12th December 2003 by Anon.. |