When I Splash
Sometimes I like to run around in just my underoos
And startle all the girlies on the Green
My classmates think it's really peachie-keen
That Lois Lane, though, drowns them out with "boo's"
Sometimes she can be so doggone mean!
Underoos ... let's see ... I know! - I'll add a cape and tights
And let them call me Queer Boy, I don't care!
There were good enough for Superman to wear
And so what if I get into some fights?
I'm sure mom's got a bandaid she can spare.
I can wear a mask made of panties, pink and silky
And calf-length boots, now that will look the biz!
A big red letter on my chest--gee whiz!
Now I can fly across the Milky
My hair worn in a groovy Afro frizz
Contributors: | Padfoot, Beefy, F, Kansas Sam, N, ambyr, Big Andy, Irene Adler. |
Poem finished: | 12th December 2003 by Anon.. |