The Spoonbill Generator

I know what it's like to be a poet. [Q]

Though sometimes I don't want to show it [F]

So I blow up my dinghy and row it [Kansas Sam]

Yes, I'm a seafaring kiss-and-tell poet! [F]

I know what it's like to be an author [N]

There's always so much fuss and pother [F]

So I've picked that oar and this oar for [Padfoot]

Yes, I'm a seafaring piss-and-moan author! [F]

I know what it's like to be an ah-tist [Q]

Though sometimes I'd lief be a Chartist [Beefy ]

I am so incredibly modest [F]

Yes, I'm a seafaring hit-and-run autist! [archaeopteryx]

I know what it's like to be a writer [Irene Adler]

Though I'd rather be an ornery blighter [loaf]

Than pull off another damn'd all-nighter [Q]

Yes, I'm a seafaring buck-and-wing fighter! [Beefy ]