Boutiques Full Of Festive Knick-knacks
Greensleeves and wassail, angels galore
Santa makes plans to lump coal on Al Gore
Stockings and eggnog, starry treetops
Holiday fun never ends till it stops!
Cookies and tinsel--relatives, too
Hundreds of pressies for me and for you!
Hangovers, fights, dysfunctional fun
No time to rest till it's over and done
A Bond film, Cliff Richard, a speech from the Queen
Stuffing one's gut with a banquet obscene
Couches and Rorschach's, snowstorms and flakes
(Unless you're down here, where the hot summer bakes)
Contributors: | F, Kansas Sam, N, Beefy, Ethetran. |
Poem finished: | 13th December 2003 by Anon.. |