The Spoonbill Generator

Cold, you say? [Kansas Sam]

This is nothing! Ask my wife [F]

Her smile is like a winter's day [N]

That's lasted my whole life [Karin]

Hot, you say? [F]

This is nothing! Ask my mistress [Ethetran]

Her smile ignites a raging sun [Beefy ]

That got me into this mess [Ethetran]

Cool, you say? [Beefy ]

This is nothing! Ask my in-laws [Kansas Sam]

I don't even merit 'hello' [F]

For they never unclench their jaws [ambyr]