The Spoonbill Generator

If you lift a dog with a crane, will he count to infinity? [Q]

Or will he collapse to a singularity? [F]

Might he also not travel to other universes, [Apsley]

I know my dog does; (he also curses) [F]

He tells me of his canine exploits in my sleep (or is it his?) [Apsley]

His tale a catalogue of infelicities [loaf]

That he should also not utter without gross permits [Apsley]

I know my dog; (he often has such fits) [F]

I did not name him, but some welders did, and chose the name of Bonce [Apsley]

He always contrives to let me know what he wants [Beefy ]

Though in a language with which I have no hint of commerce [Apsley]

I know my dog; (he often is quite terse) [F]