Nesting Penguins Throughout Asia Minor
I can't believe I left the grass in my pocket
When I walked on the heath in the dark with a dog
I can't conceive of a better use for a rocket
Than to launch all my post to the moon in the fog
I can't recall the place where I put down the packet
That I found in the rain near a cat with a limp
You see, the Grateful Dead were making such a racket
Playing a cover of Frank Zappa's 'Willy the Pimp'
I had to grab on to a loose wallbracket
When I dashed through the train station nude but for socks
Presenting my rear for commuters to smack it
The way that the sailors do down in the docks
I hopped through the turnstiles like Jiminy Cricket
My jiminy flapping and flopping about
I stopped to catch breath and the dog tried to lick it
Which caused me to render my own 'Twist and Shout'
Contributors: | Big Andy, Apsley, Roland, F, franz, Beefy, loaf, Padfoot. |
Poem finished: | 17th December 2003 by Anon.. |