Forever In Love With Marilyn
There was an old goatherd named Bill
Who met a saloon girl named Lil
She took him upstairs
To show him her wares
But it turned out he needed a pill
There was an old shepherd named Bob
In terrible need of a job
He went to the city
But, oh, what a pity
As no-one would pleasure his nob
There was a gay welder called Simon
Who asked, "Hey, what is a hymen?"
When they tried to explain,
It addled his brain
He told 'em "I going to cry, man!"
There was an old farmer from Sweden
Who thought that his back yard was Eden
While looking for Eve
He started to grieve
For Cain had been raised by her breedin'
There was an old swineherd named Max
Who watched his pigs roll on their backs
"Oh bugger!" he cried
"Oink, oink," they replied
But his thang wouldn't stand for such cracks
There was an old blogger named Phil
Whose blog was unblinking and shrill
He would speak his mind
But all he could find
Was zilch, nothing, nada and nil
| Contributors: | F, Irene Adler, Kansas Sam, N, ambyr, Anon., Apsley, archaeopteryx, franz, Beefy, asdf. |
| Poem finished: | 18th December 2003 by Anon.. |