Splat Went The Fig Custard Fruitcakes
Kaboom and kerplunk, vavoom and achoo
It's trying, at Christmas, there's so much to do
Powie and whammo, zowie and schwing
There's a tree to be trimmed and carols to sing
Heirloom and car junk, mushroom and a shoe
Please throw it out, Dear, to make room for the new
| Contributors: | F, Beefy, Big Andy, Nigel Sly, Kansas Sam. |
| Poem finished: | 27th December 2003 by Anon.. |