The Spoonbill Generator

I'd rest, if I could, but a holiday's on [Kansas Sam]

And I still haven't finished my shopping [F]

I'm starting to look a bit haggard and wan, [willh]

Some uppers I think I'll be popping [F]

I'll dash helter-skelter, run hither and yon [Beefy ]

While uttering choice profanities [F]

And swear once again that I'll build a great bon- [Beefy ]

Fire of the vanities [F]

I'd cry, if I could, but my family's here [Beefy ]

And I don't want to make them feel crappy [F]

The fighting will start any second, I fear, [Kansas Sam]

But I'd want everyone to be happy. [willh]

I'll get a huge migraine, retreat to my room [F]

With the bottle of leftover brandy [Beefy ]

And swear once again that I'll build a great tomb- [Roland]

Stone - "Forever Randy" [Beefy ]