The Spoonbill Generator

"Compliments of the season" annoys me beyond reason [Beefy ]

But "Have a merry," well, that is just plain scary [F]

And "Happy New Year!" simply fills me with fear [Beefy ]

Like all other other offerings airy [loaf]

Like all all superfluous thoughts [Beefy ]

It simply fills me with despairy [loaf]

Likewise "Good day!" - what a strange thing to say [Beefy ]

As well as "Goodnight" - I tremble with fright [F]

And "Have a nice day" makes me just swoon away [Grayman]